Elmo loves you.
I’m so lazy I can’t even be bothered sleeping.
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.
if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock
I need to stay out of the lost tag I’ll give myself spoilers